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The Truth about
Our 'Fancestors'
By James W.
Dolan
A little known fact learned on my
recent trip to Italy will not be found in history or travel
books. I was hoping to bring back some information on
ancient Rome that was out of the ordinary.
Luckily I found it while on a tour
of the Coliseum. An imposing structure built in the first
century A.D.; it sat about 50,000 spectators for all sorts
of sporting events. In those days "Gladiator Nation"
measured a good event by how many participants were
killed.
Throwing in a few lions and tigers
and some Christians made for a great day at the park. The
stands were full of cheering fans most cheering for the
animals and a few (the quiet ones) rooting for the
Christians. For them there was little to celebrate with the
scoreboard showing Lions 5, Christians 0.
The gladiators were the rock and
sports stars of their day. They make the athletes of today
look like wimps. Instead of pitch counts, they had body
counts. Instead of batting averages, they had kill ratios.
There were no times-out or referees. The team physician was
an undertaker. Only 30 percent of the athletes, who were
mostly slaves, survived spring training.
On game day, a steady stream of
fans moved back and forth to the concession stands where
wine and pepperoni were the local favorites. It wasn't until
the fifth century that Cassius Budweiserus invented beer. A
device to carry beer was developed two centuries later by
Sixtus Packus.
Rich patricians viewed the events
from skyboxes perched around the rim of the stadium while
the plebeians often had to fight for standing room. As you
might expect the restrooms were primitive and the drainage
poor particularly at the upper levels.
It was hot in the Coliseum during
the summer and as the afternoon wore on the fans would
become more and more excited. The heat and odor problem
became serious. The nobles struggled to come up with a way
to make the games less "gamey."
A little known Roman plumber,
after careful study, came up with a solution. He suggested
that periodically during the games, the fans all stand up
sequentially and swing their arms and togas up and down.
This, he said, would circulate the air and drive the heat
and foul odors out through the top of the stadium. The Roman
senate was skeptical but Caesar pointed out that on a hot
afternoon almost as many people were dying in the stands as
were being killed on the field.
They decided to give it a try so
on a hot July afternoon, a proclamation was read just before
game-time by Raucus Riotus, the Coliseum announcer,
instructing the fans in this new technique.
Periodically during the afternoon,
he would step out of the broadcast booth and lead the fans
as they went through the motions. Sure enough it was a
resounding success. It not only drove the foul odors out of
the stadium but the fanning action reduced the temperature
10 degrees.
Before that the nobles commonly
referred to a plebian in attendance as a "loudus mouthus."
Thereafter, they were the "fani" - later shortened to
fan.
The Roman senate honored the
obscure plumber who discovered this technique with a
monument. On a pedestal outside the Coliseum until it was
destroyed in 807 was a sculpture of "Flavius Wavius -
Inventor of the Wave."
You see, the maneuver that has
been passed down through the centuries has its roots in
ancient Rome. Then it was for cooling and cleaning the air,
now it emerges from somewhere deep in the genes of sports
fans as they pay tribute to athletes on the field and each
other. Few know its genesis.
For me, it is a tribute to our
"fancestors" and to the creative genius of Flavius Wavius.
Long may we wave!
(James W. Dolan is a retired
Dorchester District Court judge who now practices law at
Dolan, Connly & Flaherty, 50 Redfield St., Dorchester,
e-mail jdolan@dolanconnly.com)
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